Haha! hmmmmmm....thinking.....

thank you ha ha xx

my brother sent this text to me today !! Avian flu has just arrived in britain and is attacking ALL WILD AND ROUGH OLD BIRDS.......are you ok? charming eh. i know he loves me really but wait til i get my hands on him.lol LUV SUE XX

Crazy

Desert Crazy!

OMG lol im speechless.............. luv sue xx

ha ha ho ho. my sides are splitting!

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated
the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach - green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream
and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"



And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it,
add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure
that Man found so fair.



And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them.



And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented
Thousand Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side.



And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive
oil in which to cook them."



And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken fried steak so big it needed its own platter.


And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the
roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food
Cake," and said, "It is good."



Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose
those extra pounds.



And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels.



And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming
with nutrition.



And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them.

And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
still satisfy his appetite.



And Satan created McDonald's and its 99 cent double cheeseburger.
Then said, "You want fries with that?"

And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!"

And Satan said, "It is good."



And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created HMOs.
Janet

sorry but what are HMO'S ?? xx

Hi Sue, Here are HMO's: http://www.calregistry.com/resources/hmo.htm Love, Janet

HMO?

Hand the Money Over!?!

***snickers*** Janet

http://pimpmynutcracker.com/
LOL

-BOS

i loved that xx

i never thought i could have such fun with a nutcracker ... once again babes you have delivered... love the afro!!! totally hilarious!
was good for a laugh 4 sure!
Rain

.. U changed my sorrow n2 dancing...Pslm 30:11 NCV

I have a sign in my shop that reads:

All applications 4 credit are handled by the head of our credit department: Helen Waite

If u wish 2 check on the status of ur credit with us u will need 2 go 2 Helen Waite.

Is the face I get at first.

Accept help, share blessings, appreciate love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iMRYF-pz9wY

everyone should look at this this is tvibe humor yall

Lol, that poor guy! How you doin' T? Janet

Blinking Atari Dudes in Boston... and a brillant press conference.

LOL!!! Too funny....check out the entire clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJkTNJ7BM9I

Peace,
fast

Doctors Visits:

Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he'll go out and come in again.

Another time he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.



While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."



Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, doctor!! -my son just swallowed a roll of film!!" The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops."



One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start?" The man replied, "When did what start?"



I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice: "Don't answer it."



My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell." The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take these -if they don't work, give me a ring."



Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."



When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop going to those places.



You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an appointment, then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."

This was from an email I received,

Janet